Paul Riley's Home on the World Wide Web

Welcome! You open your eyes and find yourself in a strange place. To your right is a rickety booth with the words information $5 | the tour guide is IN painted on the wood. To your left is a shelf with one pamphlet upon it: ABOUT ME. Behind you is a Solari board with a long list of titles and descriptions. You hear a voice in front of you; a young boy in a postman's outfit says, "This piece of mail came for you."

• If you take the mail, turn to page 20,250,330.
• If you approach the information booth, turn to PAGE NOT FOUND.
• If you pick up the pamphlet, turn to page 20,241,014.
• If you gaze up at the Solari board, turn to page 20,250,421.